The Contractual Obligation Update

February 23rd, 2010

It’s not been an easy time for the groundsmen at Scottish football clubs.

Earlier we heard that St Johnstone have suspended their groundsman over the postponement of the Rangers game last Saturday, which, by the way, has nothing to do with the upcoming Old Firm fixture and is in no way meant to give Rangers a breather before they play what could arguably the title deciding fixture against Celtic this weekend. The pipes where frozen, and that’s all there is to it.

Anyway, the good peeps over at Fir Park, Motherwell, must be getting a little nervous as the SFA are considering slapping yet another fine on the club after seeing the state of their pitch in recent fixtures. It’s amazing to think that the club already spunked over £250,000 on the pitch (seen here at left, as the Motherwell defence digs in deep to repel the Hibs attack in last Saturdays 1-0 win) and it still looks like a ploughed tattie-field [BBC]

Another country all too familiar with muddy fields is Belgium. The country that gave us, amongst other things, Jean Claude Van Damme, Tintin, decent beers, the humble chip and Marc Bosman have now managed to overtake Scotland in the UEFA Coefficient ranking table, meaning we’ve lost one of our Champions League places.

It’ll mean nothing to you if you’re not an Old Firm fan – for us, the already pointless SPL has just become even more pointless – but for supporters of Scotland’s League Champions from season 2012 onwards, it’ll mean even more reckless spending as you battle your way through the first of 1,056 qualifying rounds against teams such as a Vatican City Select XI, possibly.

Celtic’s recent financial results only highlighted the dependency the top two have on Champions League football, so this news must come as quite a shock.

Just a thought, but if I was a Scottish footballer, I’d be sending my CV off to Belgian clubs. [Scottish Football Blog]

That Alan McGregor eh, what a tube. Just when it seems he was getting his act together again, he goes and gets assaulted at a taxi rank. Walter Smith, apparently, is not chuffed at his keeper’s latest attempt to get himself a transfer to another club (a Belgian one, if he’s any sense). [Times]

In an unusually good article by Graham Spiers, “pitiful” Aberdeen are seen as the Nottingham Forest of Scotland, which is quite a compliment, if you ask me. [Times]

One thing that will make Celtic’s financial guru’s smile is the news that Bobo “Baldy” Balde has dropped his claims against Celtic for breach of contract and “unauthorised deductions” from his wage packet. The former centre-back spent most of his time under Gordon Strachan’s reign sitting on the bench and generally refusing to feck off – despite some generous offers – preferring instead to sit on his arse making “deductions” of £30k a week from Celtic’s wage bill. The tit. [BBC]

Mince & Tatties 02

February 22nd, 2010

Sorry, I can’t be arsed blogging too much today as I’ve got a lot to do before I’m away on my holidays at the end of the week. Besides, I missed most of the weekend’s action due to sheer apathy, so I’m not exactly a fountain of stroke-yer-beard insights theday. The following is pretty much all I could muster as I sat staring into my mulligatawny soup and contemplating my sweaty cheese sandwich over lunch this afternoon. Read the rest of this entry »

Scottish Football Weekender

February 19th, 2010

Oh Jesus, here we go again.

Another weekend of anguished scanning of the Sky Sports website while I’m pushing the kids around IKEA. At the risk of going on about it, can Aberdeen get back to winning ways? The omens don’t look good as Falkirk, their opponents tomorrow are – if not already, then certainly come May – a lower division side, meaning it’s going to be another afternoon of clenched buttocks for all associated with the Granite City.

Another team with problems all their own are Celtic who, in keeping with the tradition of these previews starts off our tour of the Scottish football fixtures across all four divisions. Alphabet-tastic! Read the rest of this entry »

Fit’s Adee?

February 17th, 2010

I’d be failing in my duty as a blogger, firstly about Scottish football, and secondly as an unashamed Aberdeen fan, not to say something more about the latest Pittodrie Horror Show. And trust me: I’d rather not, but here goes anyway.

Shocking. Cringeworthy. Brutal. Mince. Keech. Humiliating. And perhaps the most unpleasant of all, the three tragic words: To. Be. Expected.

Yes, it was a deeply terrible, terrible result. The inconsistency that has plagued us all season long returned with a vengeance last night to produce a result of such epic badness that I am struggling to find the words to express how I feel this morning, so I’ll let the picture above do the talking for me.

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The definition of embarrassment

February 17th, 2010