Posts Tagged: Meat Pie


16
Jan 10

New Manager Syndrome

Jimmy Calderwood didn’t get off to the best of starts as he tries to rekindle his managerial career – his Kilmarnock side went down 3-0 at home to Motherwell.

We often hear about the effect that a change of manager has on a side. For many trigger-happy chairmen, it’s the main reason why they sack their current gaffer. The theory is that a new manager supposedly propels a side to new heights of motivation and victory. So, did you ever wonder if there really is such a thing as “New Manager Syndrome”? How did the current crop of SPL managers fare in their first games in charge?

Well, wonder no more. Continue reading →


16
Dec 09

Predicting the winners and the losers

It’s one of those comments you read and hear so often: “the team leading the table on New Years Day usually goes on to win the league”. We’ve always wondered just how true that was, because, in effect, that would have you believe that the league is finished by the time you’re finishing off the last of that Christmas turkey.

Now, for most non-Old Firm fans the Scottish League is mostly over way before New Year anyway (October is traditional), but in the interest of science and a cheeky bet, Inside Left puts on a lab coat, rubber gloves and oversized safety goggles, and sets out to investigate…

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23
Jun 09

A Scottish Football Season 2009/10 Wish List

Inside Left has been busy putting together a wee list of our hopes and dreams for the season yet to come.  In no particular order, here are some of the things we’d like to see happen in the next season.

1. Our teams to progress a bit further in Europe than last season.

Last season was utter mince for our sides in Europe. Motherwell, Queen of the South, Hibernian and Rangers – in a particularly arse-clenching way – failed to get past their first opponents. Celtic, our Champions League representatives, at least contrived not to lose their home games, preferring instead to lose away from home and the critical eyes of their own fans.

Much sagely stroking of beards followed the elimination of our finest, together with lengthy articles in the press and blogworld about the state of Scottish football. Look, when even Rangers can’t get past some pish Lithuanian side, or Motherwell past some French duffers, things are surely very dire. So, number one on our wish list is for the hope for greater things in Europe this year. We’re not sure about Aberdeen or Hearts who both face some tough opposition, possibly, but surely to God Motherwell and Falkirk at the very least should progress to the next round.

2. To go through a season without one team getting into financial trouble.

It seems we can’t go through a season without one club hitting one financial calamity or another. This season we had worrysome reports about the future financial viability of Stranraer and Clyde, Livingston and Stirling Albion. In the Premier League, we recently lost Gretna, while Dundee United and Falkirk both received advances on the prize money they where due (based on final league position) to keep them going for a bit longer. With Setanta finally going under in a mountain of unpaid bills and overoptimistic subscription targets, it’s sadly unavoidable that we’ll probably be hearing about one or two more clubs who will have to cut back in order to make ends meet.

One manager in particular who won’t be too happy with these possible cutbacks is new Aberdeen manager Mark McGhee. Back on 13th June, Aberdeen director of football Willie Miller promised McGhee that the demise of Setanta would not be affect the transfer budget available to McGhee to strengthen the squad. However, in today’s Evening Express we read that, contrary to this earlier promise, Aberdeen can’t afford transfer fees as a result of the doubts around the SPL’s television rights. It’s hardly an auspicious start to the season for Aberdeen, but, then again, it’s probably going to be much the same story for the rest of the league too.

Although it looks like the SPL rights will be bought (most likely by Sky), the size of the deal looks to be well below what was originally promised, with some sources claiming that at least £35m will be shaved off the deal, representing roughly £2m per club.

3. The emergence of the next Kenny Dalglish

You’ve got to wonder where he’s going to come from, but if finances to bring in players from outside are going to be on the short side, it’s from the youth teams and the academies that the next bright talent may well have to emerge. Sure, we all know that as soon as a player is getting raved about they’ll be snapped up by Celtic and Rangers, never to be seen again, but as Hamilton have proved with James McCarthy, sometimes they unearth a player not dazzled by the bright lights of Ibrox or Parkhead. The fact he’s chosen to play for the Republic of Ireland and not Scotland highlights another huge problem (i.e. our scouting abilities) but nevertheless, he’s a great wee player playing in the Scottish Leagues who has been attracting a lot of attention from clubs south of the border.

Some of the other young players currently playing around Scotland include John Fleck, Chris MaGuire, Scott Arfield, Paul Caddis and David Goodwillie, players all featuring in the current Scotland U21 side.

The SFA are this year also investing heavily in the Soccer One project which hopes to encourage football in schools, as well as offering assistance to volunteers to get their coaching badges.  Whether or not this scheme will produce another Kenny Dalglish remains to be seen, but we hope that this season we’re going to see some of these young players become regulars in their club sides.

4. Scotland to qualify for the World Cup

We’re nearly there, but once again we need to rely on a series of fortuitous results to get us to the promised land. Fate has already dealt Burley’s troops a good hand, namely Norway and Iceland dropping points at the expense of the already qualified Dutch and the tricky Macedonians in our Group 9 games.

But while Scotland can look forward to playing both the Netherlands and Norway in the next few months in the hope that neither side will put up much resistance as they’ve got nothing really to play for, the key game is against Macedonia on the 5th September. A victory there will virtually assure Scotland of finishing second in the group. All we have to do then is score, and score like our life (or, in this case qualification) depended on it. Qualification as the best Second Placed team depends largely on the auld enemy, England. You see, Scotland currently lie second from bottom in the ranking of second placed teams, two points clear of Croatia, who share a group with runaway leaders England.

To make matters more complicated, Croatia is currently equal second with the Ukraine, another team that England has left to play. Assuming Scotland doesn’t slip up against Macedonia (the game is at Hampden), we need England to do us a favour and thrash both Croatia and the Ukraine.

5. A serious debate about the future of Scottish football

We’ve mentioned it before, but former First Minister Henry McLeish has invited fans of all teams to contribute towards a discussion about the state of the game north of the border and, more importantly, what to do about it. I recent years we’ve had many initiatives to try and make things a little more exciting (such as the league split, a 10, then 12 team SPL, SPL2 and so on), yet Scottish football remains as stuck as it’s ever done. Our club sides perform badly in Europe, our national side struggles through each qualifying campaign, and our best players are no longer being sold to Liverpool, Manchester United or Arsenal, but to sides in the Championship or League 1.

What has gone wrong? Does football north of the border need more teams, or less? Would the 6+5 rule make any difference? Should we ditch the Third Division in place of two massive 16 team leagues? Would sending the Old Firm packing to the English leagues improve things? Or is Scottish football just perfect the way it is?

Questions, questions, questions. Questions that need an answer real soon! McLeish is on the case, but words need to be followed up with practical actions, otherwise it’s just more hot air.

6. Someone else to win the SPL

It’s not going to happen, but this is a wish list right, so allow me some latitude here.

It’s hard to see anyone breaking the Old Firm dominance this season or indeed any season anytime soon, but if we had to put our money on one team to perhaps cause the biggest shock in world football since records began, we have to go with Hearts. The team improved tremendously last season, partly to do with the lack of interference from owner Romanov, but mostly thanks to the canny management of Csaba Laszlo, the SPL Manager of the Year 2008/09. His achievements have not gone unnoticed: his name has been linked to possible moves down south. The trouble with Hearts of course is in their finances. The club has a massive debt and reported a £3.5m operating loss in season 2007/08, and with an owner whose main source of income is his investment bank, money might be tight this year as the clubs creditors (themselves in trouble) are circling above Tynecastle looking for their money back.

7. Someone else to finish second for a change

Ok, so we’re agreed that no team outside of Glasgow will win the league. The next best thing then is for another team to finish second, a phenomenon known in Scotland as ‘splitting the Old Firm“. Like a total solar eclipse, or a good Chick Young article, it happens relatively rarely. Hearts where the last team in the current SPL setup to manage this, in season 2005/06, with Motherwell and Aberdeen the only other teams coming between the Old Firm since the advent of the Scottish Premier League in 1975.

8. Another exciting end to the season

You can say what you like about the league split, that crazy moment in mid-April when the league, erm, splits into two, with the teams in each half playing each other one more time. Sure, it’s had it’s critics – mainly to do with the fact that some clubs are handed unequal amount of home and away matches, that sometimes (as happened the past two seasons) the team finishing 7th actually had more points than the team in sixth – but the last two seasons we’ve seen some exciting last-day fixtures that decide both the winners and the losers.

The nature of the competition being such that nearly every team, with the exception of Motherwell and Kilmarnock has something to play for come the last day of the season: Rangers and Celtic could both win the league, while there where three teams needing results to remain in the division. In addition, because the teams post-split are pretty much of similar skill levels, the fixtures are better balanced, making for more exciting and hard-fought games.

Right, so that’s our list. What about yours? Leave a comment and let us know!

5
Jun 09

Meat Pie – The Inaugural SPL Season 1998/99

The inaugural season of the SPL season ended 10 years ago. Rangers won the title, the Scottish Cup and the League Cup again under new manager Dick Advocaat, while Celtic finished second. Funny how things don’t change eh? Dunfermline where relegated, St. Johnstone (who make another appearance this season) finished third, and there where managerial changes aplenty as Aberdeen lost another manager when Alex Miller was sacked, as did Dundee United, Motherwell and Dunfermline.

The £5.5m transfer of Andrei Kanchelskis from Fiorentina to Rangers also set a new Scottish transfer record. Henrik Larsson’s 27 goals for Celtic made him the leagues top scorer and Kilmarnock played in Europe via the Fair Play league.

To celebrate, in this weeks Meat Pie we round up all the players who played in that first season and who are still in playing in the SPL 10 years later …

Aberdeen:
Jim Hamilton (St Mirren), Dennis Wyness (St Mirren), Derek Young (Aberdeen)

Celtic:
Jackie McNamara (Falkirk)

Dundee:
Jamie Langfield (Aberdeen)

Dundee United:
Alan Combe (Kilmarnock)

Dunfermline:
Colin Nish (Hibernian)

Hearts:
Jim Hamilton (St Mirren), Gary Locke (Kilmarnock), Grant Murray (Kilmarnock), Neil McCann (Falkirk), Scott Severin (Aberdeen), David Weir (Rangers)

Motherwell:
Stephen Craigan (Motherwell), Lee McCulloch (Rangers)

Rangers:
Barry Ferguson (Rangers), Neil McCann (Falkirk)

St Johnstone:
Darren Dods (Dundee United)

source: the Scottish Premier League


16
Dec 08

The Twelve Days of Scottish Football

OK, we’re a bit late starting this and no doubt a wee bit early finishing it, but  we’re running out of time: at the end of this week Inside Left is off to Ireland for the festive period and a well earned break.

Scottish football gets such a rough deal on the Internet we feel it’s our duty to put on a Santa hat and get you all into the spirit with some Scottish Football statistics of the season so far. This advent list was inspired by Chris over at Some People Are On The Pitch who is also running a footie-themed advent countdown (with graphs) – go check it out.

Everyone, from the top …

On the 12th Day of Christmas…

Twelve is the number of games Celtic won in a row this season before it all went wrong against Hearts and, more recently Hibernian. Starting with the win over Motherwell in September, Celtic went unbeaten until they lost to Hibernian earlier this month.  Twelve is also the number of weeks Third Division Stenhousemuir have remained at the top of the table. One of only four teams in Scotland to not have lost at home this season (Second division sides Raith, Ayr and Brechin being the others), Stennie recorded two back-to-back 5-0 wins in the Scottish Cup (Threave Rovers and Clachnacuddin). Nice!

On the 11th Day of Christmas..

Eleven stands for the 11th season of the Scottish Premier League. The current incarnation of Scotland’s top football league came into being in time for the 1992/93 season. Of the 10 teams which made up the founding members, only seven still play in today’s SPL – Aberdeen, Celtic, Dundee United, Hearts, Kilmarnock, Motherwell and Rangers. The other three, Dunfermline, St. Johnstone and Dunfermline all play in the First Division now. Needless to say, since the league was formed only two teams have won the competition, with Celtic winning 6 and Rangers winning 4. The SPL has come in for much criticism (Old Firm dominance, strict entrance criteria for teams promoted from the First division and a frankly bizarre league split after the 33rd game) but it’s here to stay for now.

On the 10th Day of Christmas..

Ten points are what separate the team in second in the SPL, Rangers, from the team in third,  Hearts. The gulf between the Old Firm and the rest of the unwashed masses is larger than ever – consider that at this stage last season the difference was only 2 points, though admittedly Rangers had played 3 games fewer than leaders Celtic and the team in third, Dundee United. But while it’s done and dusted at the top of the league (Celtic or Rangers, take your pick for champion), further down eight points separate fourth from seventh while only four points separate eighth from twelfth. All the ingredients then from an exciting middle to the season.

Ten could also represents the largest league win this season in senior football when Deveronvale beat Fort William (who else) 10-0 in their Highland League encounter on the 22nd November.

On the 9th Day of Christmas..

Nine is the total number of own goals scored in the Scottish Football league this season. The first one was scored by Stirling’s David White in his sides 2-1 defeat away at Brechin on the opening day of the season in the Second division, while the last one was scored by Airdrie’s Scott McLaughlin against Partick Thistle last Saturday; his blunder (he turned a Mark Twaddle cross into his own net) lost Airdrie the game.

On the 8th Day of Christmas..

The referee gave to me, eight red cards! Yes, eight is the number of red cards dished out in the most indisciplined league in Scotland – the Third Division. Chris McLeod (Montrose, two weeks in succession!), Gary Wilson (Dumbarton) and Kenny Gilbert (Elgin City) have all been sent off to an early bath twice this season. Derek Ure (East Stirling) and Steven Ferguson (Stenhousemuir) make up the rest. The Third division also has the worst yellow card record this season, 52, a record it shares with the SPL.

On the 7th Day of Christmas..

We could have mentioned the Scotland squad in the number 3 position (number of games drawn and lost) or at number 1 (number of games won) but we had other candidates for those places. Instead, here at number seven is where you will find George Burley to represent the number of games Scotland have played under his flaccid reign. A win against Iceland aside, the national squad are not exactly setting the heather alight. Defeat in Macedonia kicked off the WC2010 campaign, followed by a draw with Norway at Hampden, a game memorable for a miss by Chris Uwelumo (making his debut in the dark blue shirt) in front of goal that my 7 year-old daughter could have put away.  Thankfully other results conspired to keep George Burley’s barmy army in second place, but a game against the Netherlands beckons..

On the 6th Day of Christmas..

The number of managerial changes since the start of the season can best be summarized by the number 6. Since August, Livingston, Dundee, Brechin, Berwick, Montrose and Albion Rovers have all seen changes on the bench. From that list, three where fired, two left for bigger teams and one was deposed by the fans. The betting slips are out for the next managerial casualty, and we’ve got a cheeky fiver on Walter Smith, come the end of the season.

On the 5th Day of Christmas..

My true love sent to me, fiiiiivvvee leaagguee winnnnnns …

Annan Athletic where elected to the Third Division to take the place of fallen Gretna. The Galabankies started well but have faltered lately. Five then, represents the number of games Annan Athletic  have won this season so far. Expectations where not high to be honest – we had them finishing bottom of the league in our pre-season predictions – but in fairness they’ve done better than a lot of people had predicted. An opening day thrashing of Cowdenbeath saw them off to a good start, but heavy defeats to Albion Rovers, Dumbarton, Forfar and Berwick followed. Thank goodness though for Elgin, truly terrible this year, who prop up the bottom of the table, many points behind Annan. Of course, Annan are not in any danger of relegation – yet. Talk of substantial changes to the league structure (the ‘pyramid’) could mean that the glass bottom that protects teams in the Third division from even more lower league obscurity may well disappear soon. Watch out Elgin!

On the 4th Day of Christmas..

Four represents the number of home games Aberdeen have now won in a row! Saturdays win against Falkirk followed home wins against Motherwell, St. Mirren and Kilmarnock. All bottom half stuff, true, but remember that at one point this season, AFC had the worst league record on the entire British Isles. Unable to buy a win at home, the pressure on Jimmy Calderwood was even greater than it normally is – the Aberdeen faithful have never warmed to a man they call ‘Tango’. Still, they’d be wise to remember that he’s the clubs most successful manager since the Big Yin, Alex Ferguson.

On the 3rd Day of Christmas..

Three is the number of SPL teams knocked out by lower league opposition in this years  Scottish League Cup. Hearts and Hibs where knocked out by Airdrie and Morton respectively, while St. Mirren lost out to Dunfermline. Quite an achievement, all things considered. Sadly, the euphoria of success would not last long; Airdrie and Morton both lost out to SPL sides (Dundee United and Inverness) in the next round, while Dunfermline managed to make it to the Quarter Finals, where a single goal from Dundee United’s Scott Robertson ended their participation.

On the 2nd Day of Christmas..

Two is the number of hat-tricks Kris Boyd has scored since taking himself, his toys and his handbag from the Scotland squad. In a good two-fingered salute aimed at Scotland manager George Burley (and probably club manager Walter Smith), Boyd has gone on a scoring spree to prove to all and sundry just how good he is and how wrong Burley was not to play Boyd in his Scotland team. If there where 15 days of Xmas, then Boyd would be there too, 15 being the number of goals the former Kilmarnock player has scored this season.

On the 1st Day of Christmas..

One. That’s the number of points Inside Left favourite Fort William have accumulated so far. That sole point came in the 1-1 draw with Wick Academy back in September. So far the Fort have played 9, drawn 1 and lost the rest and boast a goal difference of -32 with only half the season gone. In some ways it’s an improvement on last season when they didn’t draw any games, but of the 28 they played, Fort William lost 27 and won one. The goal difference they reached last season, -142, seems out of reach for this season (it’s just soooo high) but you never know.

Right, that is our ‘12 days of Scottish Football’. Care to submit your own? Drop us an email via our contact page with the title “12 Days of Scottish Football” and we’ll put your list up on the site.