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Dancing on the streets of Raith

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

So there I was, up the town, being slightly distracted by what’s going on around me as I’m trying to find out by how many goals Aberdeen are leading Raith Rovers. Checking the Sky Sports Score Center for the Aberdeen score on my phone, it was hard getting a signal, and the score took forever to appear. I believe I was halfway down the frozen food section of my local superstore when I finally got a connection. Raith 1, Aberdeen 0, it said. “Fuck” I said. Rather loudly.

Within three minutes of the final whistle having gone at Stark’s Park and the score still seemingly at 1-0 to Raith, I had an article written in my head, the title of which compared manager Mark McGhee to one of those things you find at the top of women’s legs and the rest of the squad to an assortment of items you’d find in books about reproductive gynaecology. But I calmed down when someone told me via Twitter that Gary McDonald had equalized for Aberdeen in the 95th minute. So I calmed down, came home and wrote this article instead. (more…)

Damn you Andrew Little! (or: “The Scottish Fitba Review”)

Monday, January 25th, 2010

In a remarkable weekend of Scottish fitba in which the league leaders across all four divisions either saved or dropped valuable points in injury time, Inside Left comes out smelling of roses, as the predictions we made on Friday turn out to be almost correct.

I was actually a minute or so away from cleaning up at the bookies until Rangers youngster Andrew Little scored to earn the defending champions a point, and deny Hearts their win at Ibrox in six years. The potential winnings would not have meant retiring to a life of golf and international jet travel, but it would have meant an upgrade from the usual “6 small margueritas” to the more decadent “3 medium margueritas” down at our local Dominos.

T’was not to be however, all of which means that this will be the last time I’ll be bemoaning the failure of “the emergence of young talent coming through the ranks” and all that bollocks. I mean, the 91st minute. At Ibrox. I ask you.. (more…)

The Monday Ballbag

Monday, December 7th, 2009

In another action-packed weekend of Scottish football, Aberdeen fail to capitalise on last week’s epic win against Rangers, Hamilton record a rare win but a tunnel fracas after their game with Hearts will keep the SFA busy this week. And it’s a sign that all is not well in Scottish football when only 16 goals are scored in the Highland League and Fort William win again. Strange days indeed…

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The Scottish Football Weekend Gala Roundup

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Well, not quite familiar. For one, what’s Motherwell doing there? St Mirren, 7th?! And how come Hearts are sitting fourth from bottom? And do Aberdeen really deserve to be in 5th considering their pure keech start to the season?

So aye, Celtic reclaim top spot in the SPL thanks to their 2-1 win over Hearts in Glasgow. Dutch defender Glen Loovens scored in a header in extra-time to clinch all three points. Hearts had earlier taken the lead through Suso, before Chris Killen equalized after the break.

A late goal from Charlie Mulgrew sees Aberdeen win 1-0 over 10-man St Mirren in a game with only 4 shots on target (all by Aberdeen).

Elsewhere there where also wins for Motherwell against Dundee United. A Ross Forbes penalty in the 65th minute put an end to United’s unbeaten record.

In the highest scoring game of the weekend, Hibernian put three past St Johnstone without reply and in the battle of the relegation candidates, neither Falkirk nor Hamilton where able to build on last week´s results. The football on show was pretty poor, with the 0-0 probably the right results. Accies lost  Derek Lyle early on in that game: he was taken to hospital after his studs got stuck in the turf. Scans later showed he’d suffered ligament damage and will miss the rest of the season.

Down in Division 1, Ross County remain top of the league after their 2-1 win over Ayr United. Goals from Steven Craig and Richard Brittain secured all three points for the Dingwall side. Both teams finished the game with only 10-men each after County’s Alex Keddie and Ayr’s Neil McGowan where sent off late in the game.

Chasing County all the way are Raith Rovers and Queen of the South. Raith beat bottom side Morton 3-0 to retain their unbeaten start to their first season back in Division 1. Queen of the South beat pre-season promotion candidates Dundee 2-0 down in Dumfries. Veteran Dundee keeper Rab Douglas made another appearance for the Dee’s – he replaced Tony Bullock in goal after he’d been sent off for scything down David Weatherston. Douglas’ first job then was to pick the ball out of the net.

Elsewhere Partick Thistle picked up three points to move them into fourth spot – the Jags won 2-0 against Dunfermline. Jonathan Hayes’ late goal turned defeat into a draw for Caley in their game against Airdrie. Ryan Esson, the Inverness keeper saved a penalty earlier on in the game. John Baird scored for the home side.

Dumbarton are continuing to find life back in the Second Division hard going – they lost 3-0 at home to newly promoted Cowdenbeath. Stirling Albion took advantage of Alloa’s defeat away at Stenhousemuir to move top of the Second division with a 3-0 demolition of East Fife. Clyde record their first win of the campaign as they beat Brechin 1-0, and Peterhead move into 6th place after they beat Arbroath 1-0.

Elgin City and Berwick Rangers played out the highest-scoring game in senior football today. Berwick took an early 2-0 lead, but two goals from Craig Gunn had the sides level going into halftime. Ian Little put Berwick back in the lead and seemed to be cruising to victory when Mark Nicolson equalized again for Elgin.

The point lifts Elgin City 2 points clear of bottom side Montrose, who lost 3-0 at home to East Stirling. Forfar remain top of the table following their 1-1 draw at Albion Rovers.

Neither Queen’s Park or Annan Atletic could find the net in front of 581 people at an obviously deserted Hampden Park, and there’s good news at last for Livingston as they pick up their first away points of the season; goals from Andrew Halliday two from Raffaele De Vitahey saw them ease past Stranraer.

In the Highland League the problems continue for Fort William. A narrow 8-0 defeat away at Buckie Thistle puts them back to the bottom of the league (albeit level on points with Rothes, who lost 4-1 at home to Inverurie). New boys Strathspey Thistle, who seemed to be doing their best to take over Fort William’s crown of ‘Gashest Team in football today’ somewhat surprisingly got a point when they drew 0-0 with another newly promoted team, Turriff United.

Defending champions Cove Rangers overcame Wick Academy 3-2, and there where also wins for Clachnacuddin, Deveronvale, Forres Mechanics and Nairn County. Formartine United and Huntly played out an entertaining 2-2 draw.

Cove Rangers remain top, with Deveronvale, Inverurie and Huntly all less then 3 points away. At the bottom we’ve got three teams who, between them have conceded more goals than all the teams in the SPL combined (88), Strathspey, Fort William and Rothes.

The Weekend Scoreboard

Monday, January 26th, 2009

The weekends action in the SPL pretty much followed the form guide. Rangers missed the chance to go clear at the top of the league when they could only manage a goalless draw at Pittodrie. For all the pre-match billing and the importance put on this fixture, it was a dire gameRangers rarely threatened the Aberdeen defence with a lackluster display that baffled as well as disappointed. Kenny Miller was partnered up front with the impressive John Fleck, but neither had much to do for most of the game, the only real clear-cut chance for Rangers coming when Langfield failed to hold on to a Lee McCulloch shot – Miller was unable to convert the rebound but had it gone in, it would have been ruled offside anyway. Mackie and Mulgrew all had chances for the Reds, but where not able to convert. The only moment of excitement came when Langfield was injured in the second-half, to be replaced by Bertrand Bossu, whose performances in goal for the Reds – admittedly few and far between – have been less than impressive. But the big Frenchman did well, keeping the scores level on several occasions. So, a point gained or a two points dropped? Well, from an Aberdeen perspective, we’d have to say two points dropped. Let’s be honest, Rangers where not very good and there was always the feeling that if Mulgrew could convert a set piece, or if Mackie had not put his header inches wide of the goal in the second-half, Aberdeen might just have sneaked a win out of this.

For Rangers, we’d have to say the same thing – two points dropped. Leaving Scotland’s top scorer Kris Boyd, on the bench in a game that could have seen Rangers take pole position in the league was strange, as was the lack of any obvious desire on the part of Rangers to win the game.

With Rangers dropping points, Celtic wasted no time in putting last weekends defeat at Pittodrie behind them by getting stuck into Hibernian. Two goals in the opening 10 minutes effectively killing off the game right from the start before Hibs had even managed to cross the half-way line. Dundee United twice had to come back from behind before clinching all three points against a dogged St. Mirren side, while there was little on show for potential Inverness Caley managers Archie Knox and Terry Butcher as the bottom club remained bottom; they went down 3-2 to Hearts. Motherwell and Falkirk fought out a 1-1 draw on a fierce bumpy pitch that keeps both sides as-you-where. The grumpy old man of Scottish football had more to complain about as Jim JefferiesKilmarnock lose yet another game, this time at home to Hamilton Accies who seems to be doing their chances of survival no harm at all.

Maybe it’s just us, but Kilmarnock seem to be losing a hell of a lot of games these days. When we where doing the weekend preview on Friday, we couldn’t help but notice that there’s quite a few teams that broke a losing run of games when they came up against Kilmarnock.  Considering that Killie actually started the season quite well, the slump in their form is quite dramatic.  Only three wins in their last fourteen games (not counting the two Cup wins), with one drawn game, Jim Jefferies has been on the receiving end of a defeat on no less than 10 times in the last three months.  Regular readers will know of our Kilmarnock ‘Boom-Bust’ hypothesis, which states that for every gash season, Killie have a stormer the season after. At the minute though, a quick glance at the table seems to put pay to that theory. Unless they somehow manage to pull together a series of wins that has them getting – roughly – anywhere from 34 to 27 points from their remaining fixtures, then for the first time in quite a while, Killie will have back to back ‘bust’  seasons.

Looking at the SPL table, we can also see the table splitting roughly into four distinct groups. Celtic and Rangers lead the way (as normal), with a second batch of teams (United, Hearts and Aberdeen) making up a chasing pack for those elusive European spots. From sixth down to tenth, seven points behind the chasing pack we have five teams separated by five points before we finally get down to the sticky end of the league where we find Falkirk and Inverness Caley. Only two points separate these teams – rather worryingly for both, they’re also six points from safety…

Scottish First Division

The St Johnstone games against Dunfermline was called off due to a frozen pitch, but none of the teams chasing the Perth side managed to take advantage. Partick Thistle could only manage a 2-2 draw with Queen of the South while Morton threw away a two goal lead to Livingston (2-2).  Airdrie United finally get a win as they beat Dundee at home (1-0) and Clyde’s Willie McLaren steals the show as the Bully Wee win 2-0 at home to Ross County

Scottish Second Division

The result of the weekend is of course that tremendous win by Stirling Albion. We’d love to say things like ‘ten goal thriller’, but the 2-8 win over Stranraer hints at a very one-sided affair. A good win for Stirling, but for Stranraer the humiliating defeat cements their place at the foot of the table and was also the catalyst for manager Derek Ferguson to depart the club.  In the rest of the games there where wins for East Fife (4-2 over Queens Park) and Ayr United (2-1 against Arbroath), while Raith Rovers slip up away at Alloa (1-0). Brechin and Peterhead played out a 1-1 draw.

Scottish Third Division

In a much reduced card (thanks to postponed games),the terrible run of form suffered by East Stirling continues ever since we gave them our ‘Performance of the Week’ award. Jim McInally’s side have not won a game since, a run which continued as they where pummeled 4-0 at home to Annan Athletic. Cowdenbeath remain top of the league following their 2-1 win over Albion Rovers, Stenhousemuir suffer a surprise defeat at home to Montrose (3-1).  Get a complete roundup of the games thanks to the Scotsman.

Highland Football League

We where hoping that Fort William might win a game at last and get themselves off the foot of the table for the first time since, like, 1972 or something. This weekend they tried their best against Buckie Thistle, perhaps finally getting the rub of the green to record a historic victory. Well, the good news is that Fort William did manage to score, but sadly the seven goals they conceded meant the points where not to be; Buckie’s Craic MacMillan was on hand to score five of the seven goals. Inverurie Locos prepared for their Scottish Cup showdown with Motherwell on Wednesday with a 1-1 draw against a tough Fraserburgh side, while Wick Academy, the most remote football team in the UK, record a 3-0 win over Rothes.