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More losers in Europe?

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

It’s not often I take heed of anything Craig Brown has to say, but his ire at the decision to allow the losing Scottish Cup finalists into Europe got me thinking.

I’m a bit hazy on the ins-and-outs of the UEFA rulebook, but as it stands this season (and remember this is a UEFA rule, not an SFA one, so for once we can’t blame them) the losing Scottish Cup finalist goes into the Europa League, at the expense of the team in fifth place in the league if – and only if – either one of Raith or Ross County make it to the final.

Furthermore – and this is where Brown sits up and takes notice – this means that Hibernian, the team currently fifth, or possibly Motherwell, currently fourth but only a point ahead of Hibs will miss out. I think that’s how it works anyway – like I said, it’s all slightly Byzantine in complexity.

The reason why Brown (and possibly John Hughes, Jim Jefferies and Mark McGhee) is complaining is that a team that qualifies for Europe on the basis of six games and a losing appearance in a final gets qualifying precedence over a team that plays 38 games, including games against the best teams in their division. It’s hardly sending the best teams to represent us now, is it? (more…)

Preview: St Johnstone v Aberdeen

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

It’s been a while since Aberdeen took to the field, but tonight the lads get a chance of a nice runaround against a team that for most of the season has been below us in the league but which, largely through our own fault rather than their outstanding form, now find themselves above us, if only by a single point.

A combination of early Cup exits has meant we’ve not had too much to write about since our last exploits against Hamilton Accies on the 6th March. About the only thing worth mentioning about the game, other than the game marked Zander Diamond’s 200th appearance for the club (and what a way to celebrate, scoring the equalizer on 75 minutes) and the fact that the Dons where dismal was the low number of away supporters. According to some reports, only 450 turned up for the game, compared with last seasons fixture where we filled the away end at New Douglas Park.

It’s a(nother) sign, if one where needed, of the dissatisfaction with the current situation at the club. At the risk of depressing myself and the general readership I’ll not go into it again. If I was to take one positive out of it, it would be that the point salvaged at least means we still have a small chance of making into the top six.

Admittedly it’s an outside chance, but with Hearts losing on Saturday to Motherwell the gap between ourselves and sixth place remains only(!) seven points. We have two games in hand (this one tonight and Dundee United on Saturday) to claw back that difference, with the game on Saturday being interesting as Hearts are at home to Hibs in the second Edinburgh derby game of the season. Wins for Hibs and Aberdeen would certainly put the seagull back amongst the pigeons, and if St Johnstone would be so kind as to lose to Celtic at Parkhead on the same day, we’d only be 1 point of sixth place, and a hope of at least achieving something this season.

Our run-in, post the United game, includes a tricky away fixture at Ibrox, but after that, we’ve got St Mirren, Kilmarnock and St Johnstone (again) before the league splits, games where we could “easily”) salvage our season. Aside from Hearts, St Johnstone have probably the trickiest run-in to come, having to play Celtic, Dundee United and Rangers again before the end of the season, as well as Falkirk who by that time (if not already, hopefully) are going to make every game tough for their opponents as they fight for SPL survival.

Bizarrely enough (call it Karma), for a while I thought our biggest rivals for the sixth place is Kilmarnock. The Ayrshire side have done well to claw themselves back from the brink. Six points of the bottom may not seem much, but until the 2-0 home defeat at the hands of Rangers back on the 9th, the gap of 11 points (and only four games, meaning they’ll have to beat Celtic, Aberdeen and Hearts, unlikely somehow) has put them out of contention.

The last time the two teams met in Perth was back in February 2002 with Aberdeen inflicting a narrow 0 – 1 defeat upon the Saints in a Scottish Premier match. A full form-guide is here (albeit somewhat confusing and unpleasant on the eye) but in summary: Aberdeen have not lost in Perth since 2000, so if the form guide is anything to go by, it’s a safe three points for the Dons.

How do I see it? It’s going to be another tricky, clenched-arsed game, but what game isn’t these days? I reckon the Dons will pull it off – don’t ask me why, the planets are aligned or something. A narrow 1-0 win.

Arse has collapsed, again…

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

Right, so, that’s that. That’s the season drawn to a close with a Maurice Edu header in the 92nd minute.

They are 13 points clear, haven’t lost a game in 4 months and we cannot pull our fingers out. Despite Robbie Keane. Keano rocked up on loan, and has been scoring regularly for us, but I don’t think a 6 month stint would have been enough to see us through. Maybe if he’d taken the Spurs boys to Dublin in the summer, we’d have gotten him all year, and he’d have made a Larsson-esque contribution to the season.

As it is, we’ve got Mogga, and his particularly dour brand of football. After spending the first half of the season bedding in (forgiveable) and trying to get a set of comparative cloggers to play sexy football, he’ll be spending the second half trying to persuade Keane to stay and apologising for flogging half the squad to Middlesborough. (more…)

The Weekender

Friday, March 12th, 2010

With only 3 SPL games this weekend and a pretty decimated Division One card, I was planning a proper meaty weekender – a real Ashvale Jumbo fish supper of a preview if you will – full of witty and razor sharp insights, hints of social commentary and one positively littered with the words that no football pundit can do without, namely “crisis”, “gash”, “it’s all over”, “maybe Rangers should consider joining the Belgian Jupiler Pro League” and “Christ, what’s the point of it all”.

At any rate, that was the plan until my suspicions at the lack of league action got the better of me and I suddenly find out that the Scottish Cup is on this weekend which means like, loads more games and stuff for me to have to write about. Marvellous. (more…)

Mince and Tatties 03

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

The trouble with running a blog and having to take compulsory family holidays is that while your correspondent was working his way down the slopes in an Elvis-esque way (by which I mean a fat sweaty guy wearing a jumpsuit and ornate scarf, all the while high on painkillers following a comedy fall in the car park on the morning of the first day), the world of Scottish football moved on without me.

And if you thought finding out anything about Scottish football was a complete bastard here in Holland, trying to find out who won the game between Peterhead and Dumbarton whilst atop a mountain somewhere in the middle of Germany is next to impossible.

So it was that in more or less complete ignorance I returned home, frustratingly unaware of anything that had transpired while I was gone. And yes, ignorance is bliss and all that, but for someone running a blog, ignorance is fatal. But, truth be told, having been away from the laptop for as long as I have been, it has been refreshing to have a break from the pressure of getting Inside Left into the number 87 spot in the Scotblog awards for next year.

Aye, I was getting used to not having to spend my evening researching articles for the site (no really, I dont just make this shit up, some real actual research takes place) and apathy was starting to set in, so it is with some degree of Herculean effort that I dragged myself back behind the keyboard and back onto these pages. So to quote Bill Hicks “it’s great to be here wherever I am, I always like it when I’m here”.

Spoiler: most of what you are about to read is pretty old hat. Apologies in advance… (more…)